Joseph Patrick Nannetti moved to consider the motion that the proper remedy for Foot and Mouth disease and similar diseases infecting local cattle such as timber tongue, scab, hoose, kennel cough, condylomata acuminata, TBA, and acute neurocortical emphasitis, be immediate slaughter, though no medical evidence is forthcoming as to their pathological condition.
Good Uncle Leo moved to amend the motion to indicate that foul be included with the bovines in the disease eradication plan.
Black Liz raised a point of information: Ga Ga Gara?!
Mr Knowall moved to amend the motion that the committee consider shipdip for the scab and hoose drench for coughing calves, a known remedy exists for timber tongue and whatever be the case the proper course of action must include the most humane methods, because the poor animals suffer.
Hairy Iopas raised a point of information, what about condylomata acuminata, TBA, and acute neruocortical emphasitis?
Joseph Patrick Nannetti moved to amend the motion that as for CA, TBA, and ANE, they are SOL.
Black Liz moved to amend the motion that Klook Klook klook. Gara. Klook Klook Klook. Ga ga ga ga Gara. Klook Klook Klook.
Hairy Iopas raised a point of information: does anybody know what that damn hen is talking about?
Mr Knowall raised a point of information: would the committee be so kind as to indulge his translation of Black Liz’s amendment concerning a letter she had scratched out of a garbage heap being a defence of fowl as follows: Lead, kindly fowl! They always did: ask the ages. What bird has done yesterday man may do next year, be it fly, be it moult, be it hatch, be it agreement in the nest. For her socioscientific sense is sound as a bell, sir, her volucrine automutativeness right on normalcy; she knows, she just feels she was kind of born to lay and love eggs (trust her to propagate the species and hoosh her fluffballs safe through din and danger!); lastly but mostly, in her genesic field it is all game and no gammon; she is ladylike in everything she does and plays the gentleman’s part every time.
Good Uncle Leo raised a point of information: You is feeling like you was lost in the bush, boy? You says: It is a puling sample jungle of woods. You most shouts out: Bethicket me for a stump of a beech if I have the poultriest notions what the farest he all means.
Joseph Patrick Nannetti moved to amend the motion: don’t hesitate to shoot.
Hairy Iopas moved to close debate and vote immediately on the pending question. Motion carried. Aye: Mr. Knowall, Good Uncle Leo, Hairy Iopas, Joseph Patrick Nannetti. Nay: Black Liz.
Unfinished Business: A member of the committee to be selected to read the letter authored by Mr. Deasy topic: foot and mouth disease, publication pending.