Edy Boardman thinks she’s so cute just because she’s skinny. But have you seen her feet? Ugly and wide. Not like mine with my high arched instep. Perfect. My feet look good in shoes too and my shoes are always nicer than Edy’s. She’s totally jealous of my blue ones too, HA! They match my panties which are blue for luck because brides always wear blue ones with different colored ribbons. I’m wearing them inside out for luck and lover’s meeting because Reggie is probably out somewhere, I just know it. Except it’s Friday, so that might reverse everything. Hm. I wonder if I can slip them off and turn them back right side out without anybody noticing. Don’t look.