Don’t call me Cissycums you prissy little bitch. I’m sick up to here with your fake prudery. Scandalized because some pervert on the beach might hear. Let him hear! I’d fuck him just as soon as I’d look at him. Oh don’t look at me. Come on. Why waste makeup, let’s go have some fun. Anything for a peaceful life. Give me a minute, first I gotta rock the port-a-john, you know, drop the kids off at the pool. Gotta hittery the shittery. Got a light?