Having my way with Ulysses

All cats are kosher

Whats pork to you means meat to me.8:45 am

Molly particular about her tea.  Scald the teapot she says so I do.  Pour in the boiling water, swirl, dump, four spoons of tea, water in, let it draw.  I do it first then make my breakfast.  Pork kidney it was today fried in butter with lots of pepper.  Cat wanted it, but give her too much meat and she won’t mouse.  Plus she’s kosher.  They never sell pork cat food for that reason, cat’s won’t eat it.  Gave her the paper to lick instead.



8:06 am

McNow drinking milk, I love that sound.  Stupid cat.  They’re really very smart, cats, they get everything going on. Notice what they want to notice.  Evil.  Cold.  Those wiskers stick out so far on her.  Wonder what would happen if I cut them off, would she still bring us dead rats?  The tips glow in the dark maybe.  Out of food for her, she better eat the whole rat herself.  Rat would enjoy that.  Vindictive.  Smart.