Having my way with Ulysses

Yes. Hwaet! Attend. So

I'll destroy your illusions.8:00 am

I need some sort of god or goddess or something to invoke.  You know a muse, to keep it amusing.  Which one though?  Well, maybe one will come to me.  Where was I now?  Now.  My roomate Buck.  Buck fat in his yellow robe wide open shaving on the balcony, making a ritual of it.  I sacrifice this beast in the name of the goddess.  It would have been much more impressive with a real blade and strop.  In the name of Annah the Allmaziful, the Everliving, the Bringer of Plurabilities, haloed be her eve, her singtime sung, her rill be run, unhemmed as it is uneven!  I sacrifice for you this stubble, so mote it be.