I hate my sister. Look at her in there. She’s totally throwing herself at Jesus. What a bitch. She’s actually sitting at his feet and hanging on his every word. Way to be cool Mary. And I’m stuck here in the kitchen with this old hag grinding up garlic. Great. I’ll reek of it and fish too and meanwhile there’s Mary making Jesus think she’s interested in everything he says. Oh tell me more and more about your dad, he sounds fascinating! Cunt. I’m going to spread the biggest rumor about her. I’ll tell everyone she’s a total slut. I’ll take a picture of her naked and it is so going on the internet. I’ll put her number on Craigslist. When I’m done she’ll go down in history as the biggest whore who ever pissed off her sister.