Akasic Records Office
Ad hoc Committee Meeting Minutes
The meeting was called to order at 12:50 pm
Secretary: Lord Chitragupta
Present: O’Madden Burke, Myles Crawford, Stephen Dedalus, Matt Lenehan, Professor MacHugh, J.J. O’Molloy
The minutes of the previous meeting stand approved as corrected.
Professor MacHugh moved to consider the motion that the troop of bare feet heard rushing along the hallway and pattering up the staircase be dubbed oratory. The motion carried. Aye: Burke, Crawford, Dedalus, Lenehan, MacHugh, O’Molloy.
Stephen Dedalus moved to adjourn.
O’Madden Burke raised a point of information: Is it not perchance a French compliment?
O’Madden Burke moved to amend the motion to indicate an immediate change of venue and that said change include the adoption of a wine jug in Ye ancient hostelry metaphorically speaking.
Matt Lenehan moved to amend the motion to indicate the meeting venue be changed to Mooney’s.
Matt Lenehan raised a point of information: Will we sternly refuse to partake of strong waters?
Matt Lenehan moved to amend the motion to indicate that the committee will not drink any more.
Matt Lenehan moved to amend the motion to indicate that the committee will not drink any less.
Miles Crawford moved to amend the motion to indicate that Stephen Dedalus is a chip off the old block.
Miles Crawford raised a point of information: Where are his blasted keys?
Professor MacHugh moved to close debate and vote immediately on the pending question. Motion carried. Aye: Burke, Dedalus, Lenehan, MacHugh. Nay: Crawford, O’Molloy.
Unfinished Business: The publication of crushed typesheets, location: Crawford’s pocket, regarding Deasy letter, topic: foot and mouth disease. The pending meeting of a committee formed by O’Molloy to include Crawford concerning a point of information (financial).